My dog is fabulous.  (Taken with instagram)

My dog is fabulous. (Taken with instagram)

Ar15 uppers ftw, you like @adammarcroft  (Taken with instagram)

Ar15 uppers ftw, you like @adammarcroft (Taken with instagram)

Still to legit to quit.

Still don’t quite know what I’m so legit about that I can’t quit it, but it rhymes. 

Is enjoying being a prick to your ex healthy.

I wasn’t that nice when I was with her but she was horrible to me, and she started being a prick tonight via text so I thought I’d be a mega prick, and she went on about how I was putting her in a bad mood so I decided to keep going and it sortta put me in a good mood. 

Honestly, I was a nice guy before I met her.

My dog is better than you.

My dog is better than you.

I love last minuet airsoft plans…

Seriously, the best games have always been when I get a text late at night asking if I fancy a game the next day. Gonna shoot some fuckers up, right up.

Sit on my face thanks.

Because, fuck you. (Taken with instagram)

Because, fuck you. (Taken with instagram)

High for the first time in ages, fuckin’ A

Beer o’clock. (Taken with instagram)

Beer o’clock. (Taken with instagram)

WE desert warrior with the desert paint almost all worn off, just bits left here and there for the ‘fresh out of the sandbox’ look. (Taken with instagram)

WE desert warrior with the desert paint almost all worn off, just bits left here and there for the ‘fresh out of the sandbox’ look. (Taken with instagram)

My cat is better than you.

My cat is better than you.

(Source: lexthalion, via calamila)

Someone find me a job.

I actually give up.

Got rejected by a company that uses comic sans in their company emails.

Fucking kidding me. 

Just realised my ex now has my new number -___-

So if anyone else wants it inbox me on fb or what not.